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alltimeboners:

WHERE IS YOUR BOY TIONOGHT I HO:EPE IHJE IS A GENTELMAN WERE GOING DOWN DONW IN AN ERMEAIRORUDH AND SUGAR WErEW GOING DOWN SWINGING ADANCE DANCE WERE GFALLING APART TO HALF TIME DANCE FANCE THESE E ARE THIS AINT A SCNCE ITS AGODDAMN ARMS RACE THIS IATN A SCN$E ITS AG DOGGAMN ARMS RUAACE YEAH ONE MORE GIME THANKMNS FOR THE MEMORISS GROWPUINBG UP GROWING UP I GOT TORUBLED THJOUGHTS AND THE SLEF WESTEEM TO MATCH WAT A C AATCH

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comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

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heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

image

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nerdymelly:

do you ever wonder what could have been? because I do all the time

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rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

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gingahhh:

what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye

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reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

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ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

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